Remember Jeff Foxworthy's hilarious series of jokes called "You might be a redneck if.."? Well, feel free to post your own humorous line for the category of "You might be a PCOS chick if..." Here are mine: ...you give your husband tips on proper facial shaving techniques. ...people sympathetically ask if you ever fell into a vat of Rogaine. ...you have five different sizes of clothes in your closet- and you're able to wear 'em all in a one-month period. ...you either have forgotten what a tampon looks like (for those of us without menses) ...or you're solely responsible for keeping Kotex in business (for those of us who bleed like a stuck pig for weeks/months at a time) ...your fertility doctor knows you so well, they invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner. ...you keep a plumber on retainer to unplug your pipes (thanks to all the hair that falls out and builds up) ...Tweezing your facial hair takes up half the morning and by noon you already need to do it again.