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You might be a PCOS chick if....(just a lil' bit of humor)

Discussion in 'PCOS Community' started by kaylee, Apr 29, 2008.

  1. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    Remember Jeff Foxworthy's hilarious series of jokes called "You might be a redneck if.."? Well, feel free to post your own humorous line for the category of "You might be a PCOS chick if..."

    Here are mine:

    ...you give your husband tips on proper facial shaving techniques.

    ...people sympathetically ask if you ever fell into a vat of Rogaine.

    ...you have five different sizes of clothes in your closet- and you're able to wear 'em all in a one-month period.

    ...you either have forgotten what a tampon looks like (for those of us without menses)

    ...or you're solely responsible for keeping Kotex in business (for those of us who bleed like a stuck pig for weeks/months at a time)

    ...your fertility doctor knows you so well, they invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner.

    ...you keep a plumber on retainer to unplug your pipes (thanks to all the hair that falls out and builds up)

    ...Tweezing your facial hair takes up half the morning and by noon you already need to do it again.
  2. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

    ...You give your guys friends advice on male pattern baldness
    ...You becomed skilled enough at waxing you can start a buisiness
    ...You spend $300 a month... on your face alone
    ...Your breasts are the size of your head and...
    ...Two days later they're non-existent
    ...You've possibly become the queen of bacne.
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    ... you're posting in this thread!

    I know i know, dont quit my day job.... :dunno:

  4. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

  5. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    LOL Angie I like the first one!!
  6. catfancy

    catfancy Guest

    Eek, I identify too much with the "you have 5 sizes of clothes in your closet" one. At one time I remember I had all sizes between size 4 and 24. No kidding!
  7. Lee112780

    Lee112780 Guest

    haha u girls are funny...I dont really know what PCOS is so I cant comment...hm maybe I can start one on alopecia
  8. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    No I have one size and its been the same size ever since I was 9.... HAHA. But I've heard of PCOS girls who do have dif sizes!
  9. Blue Bird

    Blue Bird Guest

    Ever since you were 9? SO you wear kids sizes???????LOL!
  10. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    Yeah I had a BF with a 10 year old daughter and I always wore her clothes when i was over.
  11. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

    I wear size 10-12 kids, so it's possible. :)
  12. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

    And I just bought a 6x shirt that was made very large that fit me.

    That made me feel good.
  13. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    LOL I remember when I wore that size. I tried on plus size little girls clothes once and they fit me perfect :shakehead:
  14. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

    Lmao, how old were you when you wore 6x, 17? Lmao!

    The only problem with a lot of kids clothes is that there is no room for my breast and they make my boobs look deformed.
  15. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    I think I was like 10 or something. But I wore that size for a looong time!!!! :$ Ever tried Limited two? They have cute stuff!
  16. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

    I never heard of it... is it kids clothes?
  17. kaylee

    kaylee Guest

    Yeah its kids clothes, they may not have it where you live.
  18. kiara

    kiara Guest

    LMHO LMHO !!! April I like the tampon, keeping Kotex in business, and the Thanksgiving lines !!
    You're a funny girl ! All this time this funny side of you never shows in your 'feeling down' posts !

    I sense a nice change of air...
  19. kiara

    kiara Guest

    Angie, too funny !!

    and what's bacne? something to do with acne, but what? I still laughed at it though I don't fully get it.
  20. angieangie

    angieangie Guest

    Bacne is acne on your back. :woot:

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